19 Signs That Are Honestly So Funny, I Forgot My Own Name For A Few Seconds :

1. "Caution: This sign has sharp edges. Do not touch the edges of this sign."

2. "Please do not feed the birds. They are on a strict low-carb diet."

3. "Beware of the dog. He's a vicious flower sniffer."

4. "Slow children playing. Well, they do need some exercise!"

5. "Caution: Genius at work. Proceed with caution."

6. "No parking. Violators will be forced to watch reality TV."

7. "Watch out for falling squirrels. They've been practicing acorn karate."

8. "No trespassing. Violators will be forced to join the neighborhood watch."

9. "Sorry, we are closed. The zombies ate all our customers."

10. "Warning: Unattended children will be given an espresso and a free puppy."

11. "Don't drink and park. Accidents cause people."

12. "Private property. Keep off the grass. Unless you brought pizza."

13. "No smoking. Violators will be forced to do the Macarena."

14. "Caution: Wet floor. The universe tends to ignore slippery when wet."

15. "Beware of the cat. He’s plotting world domination from that sunspot."

16. "No littering. Violators will be poked with a stick found on the ground."

17. "Please do not enter. The little voices in my head need quiet time."

18. "Danger: Falling cows. They've learned how to use grappling hooks."

19. "Caution: This is not a stop sign. It's a drunken octopus giving hugs."